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You can literally ask for anything you want!
Q: How quickly will I get what I want after requesting it?
That depends on whether you find some other way of getting it, because Wizardry isn't actually going to do anything.
Q: How much does it cost?
It's absolutely free!
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You're not really getting the point of this, are you?
Q: Do you accept Bitcoin?
I mean, yeah