Text this phone number to ask for stuff:

(617) 977-3094

Text "START" to this number now to get started.

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How It Works

A poorly-written Python script is standing by 24/7 to tell you to fuck off. Send us a text message, and nothing will happen. Try it!



Q: What kinds of things can I use Wizardry for?

You can literally ask for anything you want!

Q: How quickly will I get what I want after requesting it?

That depends on whether you find some other way of getting it, because Wizardry isn't actually going to do anything.

Q: How much does it cost?

It's absolutely free!

Q: How do you guarantee that my credit card number is safe and secure?

You're not really getting the point of this, are you?

Q: Do you accept Bitcoin?

I mean, yeah